The Doc Thomas

Getting your asshole fingered while eating raw poultry, preferably chicken or quail.

I had to call into work after getting salmonella poisoning from doing the Doc Thomas the night before.

The Doc Thomas is really popular in hippie towns like Boulder and Portland where they wear birkenstocks and flannel.
I wanted to try the Doc Thomas tonight but we couldn't find a whole foods that sold organic chicken. But the convenience store down the street had a bag of spicy doritos.

by Grumpy_Bear April 17, 2011

Afghani Cheese-Toast

The act of taking ones smegma and placing it in the microwave. Then removing the smegma in a liquid form. Lastly you put the formula on a minorities penis, and use your mouth to remove it.

I wanna afghani cheese-toast that beaner so bad

by Kyle-Zack-Riley May 18, 2011

John Thomas

The penis. Usually used in British English, but also sometimes in US.

Sung by Eric Idle in Monty Python. The Meaning of Life (1983): ' Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis / Isn't it frightfully good to have-it-on / It's swell to have a stiffy / It's divine to own a dick / From the tiniest little tadger to the world's biggest prick / So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas / Hooray for your one-eyed-trouser-snake / Your piece of pork , your wife's-best-friend , your passing or your cock / You can wrap it up in ribbons, you can stuff it in your sock / But don't take-it out in public or they'll stick you in the dock and you won't come back .'

by Karl-Artur Haag August 28, 2005

Thomas Thompson

The formal name for a Tom Tom GPS device.

Gary: Nutsack! I think we're lost. You better grab the Thomas Thompson out of the glove box.
Gina: Oh, you mean the Tom Tom.
Gary: Yes. Don't make me ask you again.
Gina: Sorry.

by CraigersMcCraigers June 30, 2008

toasted

to be very high from smoking marijuana

We got kicked out of home ecinomics cause we would always show up toasted and eat all the cookies.

by cliff December 6, 2002

Thomas

Thomas is the greatest boyfriend that anyone could ever ask for. He is the sweetest person and would never leave your side. Thomas is a best friend as well as someone who you can fall in love with instantly. He's not any average guy, he actually cares, and listens. Once you have him, you won't ever want to let him go, you'll want him to be in your arms forever. And if you do, don't let him go, it would be the worst mistake you would ever make.

Thomas M. G. You are the love of my life. I love you so much. <3 Five ever and 3 1/2 weeks.

by Satan If You Satan, Satan. January 14, 2013

on toast

exceptionally so; used to amplify the preceding phrase.

Dave is an idiot on toast.

by Robert Murnick December 14, 2008