Cat Loaf

When a cats limbs go away

The Cat Loaf

by pokeyofthelost December 1, 2020

Loaf of Milk

A synonym for cheese.

I ate an entire loaf of milk at 2am last night.

by Mattjod July 29, 2021

neck loaf

A neck so overgrown with fat, it looks like a meat loaf or a loaf of bread.

I want to raspberry that neck loaf.

by ArchonT November 17, 2013

moist loaf

It basically means "nice arse"

"ooh, look at that pussy walking down those stairs. Look at her moist loaf jiggle".

by gay vicar October 30, 2007

piss loaf

a chunk of your innards that shoots out of your pee hole when urinating

that piss loaf hurt like hell

by phil February 10, 2005

Spunk Loaf

The result of someone who was freshly sodomized defacating in a bowl. Thus the fecal matter contains a mixture of feces and semen: A Spunk Loaf

Jimmy wanted to reward his homosexual lover with a nice treat after hours of steamy ass love. So, he laid a large SPUNK LOAF on the dinner table for him.

by e-rips September 23, 2003

Fresh Loaf

A steamy, hot, fresh turd. The kind you leave behind and don’t flush.

I just pinched a fresh loaf. Go check it out.

Every stall at the theater bathroom had a fresh loaf. It was quite the vile scene.

That fresh loaf I dropped left a putrid scent even I couldn’t stand.

by Eaton Holgoode November 6, 2018