throttled

a word invented late at night on a famed fold out couch. it means whatever the hell you want it to mean. bitches! possible definitions:
drunk off yo assssssss
gettin slanged by the poo slangaz, if you dont know, you betta axe yo granpappy, cuz he got slanged all up on his goochinator.

hudson was castrated as a child, and sadly therefore can never get throttled.

by grizzle my nizzle February 29, 2004

threetard

a person who accessorizes his or her Chrysler 300

The threetard put a Bentley grill on his Chrysler.

by mme_evil_ninja August 1, 2009

Chode Throttler

The act of ferociously sucking a fat short penis.

Damn, Stephanie is a chode throttler, she can't stop sucking short fat dick.

by Iforgotemo August 20, 2008

Death threats

Something that so many people apparently do, but I doubt it.
KYS is not a death threat MM.

Dude1 and the inteternet "Kill yourself"
Dude0 "Wow, are those death threats?"
Dude1 "Oh no, it's retarded."

by DollmakerHans December 27, 2018

thretch

to strain whilst deficating

"I'm off to the loo to have a good Thretch"

by mark durnall March 9, 2005

Triple threat

When a guy fingers a girl and while he's doing it plays a song like it's a piano.

On Sunday, in the cinema I totally triple threat beth.

by ConnahWroey October 14, 2011

bicycle throttle

A bicycle throttle is when a man gets an erect penis, stands on the front pegs of his bike, his homeboy is pedaling, and the two of them are heading towards a naked woman, and she’s assuming the position. If done successfully, the penis will ram right into the woman, it is a very daring stunt

Damn, Wendy looks like she could really use a bicycle throttle

by Jefe999999 July 8, 2018