Soul Patch

A person questioning their sexuality who uses a same sex openly gay friend to have a pseudo-relationship with. They flirt with, question, and faux date their gay friend under the guise of friends hanging out.

It doesn't cover up as much as a full beard, and most people can see what's going on underneath.
My best friend asked me to the movies and asked me how I "knew" I was sexually attracted to women, I think I am her soul patch.

My friend insists we hang out everyday, when I told him I was too busy he acted like I broke up with him. I think I am his soul patch.
by KerrHomos January 22, 2015
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wet patch

When you sit on a chair at school for about an hour and you pack all your things away, stand up and look down at your chair and there is a wet patch in the middle of the chair where your vagina was and where the discharge came out.
" oh great we have to put our chairs up. i will have to wait a minute until my wet patch goes. "
by tina45 February 14, 2008
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snatch patch

snatch patch (n). a feminine hygiene
product. An alternative to the dangermouse.
She needs a snatch patch because the cones are out
by C February 24, 2004
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skunk patch

Man,she gotta a skunk patch!!!
by Kellie K April 15, 2007
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Hasselhoff Patch

An area of thick chest hair that is visible on a man when he is wearing a collared shirt that is not completely buttoned. Named after former Baywatch star David Hasselhoff and his well-known chest hair.
Beth: "Mike, I can see your Hasselhoff Patch!"
Mike: "Oh no - I better put on another shirt."

Jenny: "Tony, did you try shaving your Hasselhoff Patch?"
Tony: "I didn't, but that may be a good idea!"
by Murphy Somerset February 14, 2010
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Pitch Patch

Nobody practiced for the high school theater play. It is going to be a huge pitch patch.
by QmoNey102 July 01, 2009
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Blumpkin Patch

A row of toilets in a seedy restroom on the side of a road where one could go to recieve a blumpkin!
Chris Rose went to the blumpkin patch to get a blumpkin.
by SCTLBTN August 10, 2010
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