Smurf layers

A quasi-sexual inside joke with your professor.

I know they have some Smurf layers, just look at the chemistry between those two

by SpaceyK January 04, 2021

The Smurf Kiss

When taking a shit in a freshly cleaned porta-potty and the blue water splashes back up to your ass.

Gavin was oddly aroused by the cool sensation of the Smurf Kiss after sweating one out in the hot porta-shitter.

by ReconFreak May 23, 2022

smurf off

to masturbate while fantasizing about having sex with Smurfette.

"Man, Smurfette was lookin so good on Saturday morning's episode...I just HAD to smurf off!"

by ducksRpeople2 August 19, 2011

Smurf

1)-Verb-To seek the attention of another person, only to turn and avoid eye contact with said person, as the person who was called turns and seeks eye contact with the caller. If performed correctly it will result in humiliation of the person being smurfed and hilarity for the smurfer and entourage.

Luke: "Yo Mike........" (Luke hides)
Mike: "Ya?...O man, i just got smurfed."

by Smurfing101 February 16, 2009

smurf face

When one is so hungry that they bob for turds in the Port-A-Potties, thus resulting in a blue face from the blue dyed liquid.

Man, I was so hungry at the concert that I had to smurf face.

by Sboat09 January 09, 2009

Blue Smurf

Bentyl, a pill for irritable bowel syndrome; in large doses, can cause intoxication. So named because of the color of the pill. Bought and sold in prisons and used to get high.

When I was in the yard, I traded 1 Klonopin for 5 Blue Smurfs.

by Dorothy October 21, 2007

Smurf Word

1. A word used to define almost anything. At any time. For any reason.

1. Yo! Carchee said "Broken Down" so much, he made that sh*t a smurf word!

by Alabaster Croti July 26, 2008