Donkey code

Code reflecting monkey programmers having hacked together systems without having identified and named key concepts in the domain.

Wtf, the idiot who implemented this thinks flipping flags represents something meaningful, this is straight up donkey code

by Bjartwolf January 23, 2017

crack donkey

one that acts like an ass but is on crack

Jeffrey, you're such a crack donkey!

by rAwRzXD January 22, 2017

swinging donkey

When you ejaculate into a beanie, wear it on your face, and run down the sidewalk wile a frozen hotdog is stuck up your anus.

That man over there is quite the swinging donkey.

by Potatolobster January 31, 2014

Cart Donkey

A bitchy-ass flight attendant.

First Office: "Hey Captain, what do you want to do tonight on the layover?"
Captain: "I'm feeling too lazy to masturbate. Let's go hook up with some cart donkeys."

by Hardlow June 5, 2018

sog donkey

A sog donkey is an amazingly dull person, lacking in personality and/or conversation. Sog donkeys also tend to moan a lot about things which are not that important, making you wish you could either end their lives to save your own suffering, or end your own if you are worried about the repercussions.

Sog donkeys do not deserve friends.

"Shut the fuck up you whinging, moaning sog donkey".

by Free_Bird January 23, 2014

Donkey Swing

When you swing your dick around like a nunchuck.

Bruh when I was getting brain last night I pulled it out of her mouth and performed the donkey swing technique and accidentally poked out her eye.

by Dino Nuggets April 11, 2019

Dizzle Donkey

One who murders midgets or other small people for expressed necrophilic purposes.

Dizzle Donk - verb, alt. noun

Willie Wonka: Charlie, where all my Umpa Loompas at?
Charlie: Me and my crew dizzle donk'd those fools.
Willie Wonka: You a dizzle donkey?
Charlie: Word.

by honeysuckle murder April 21, 2006