donkey conch

A huge vacuous vagina, the inverse of a inverse of a donkey dick.
Dude, that chick is such a slut. I'm sure she has a donkey conch... Go for it if you want to play some donkey conch. I bet you could throw a barrel up that thing.
by Dr. Dumazz August 14, 2008
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Fucking donkey

A random thing Gordon Ramsey says using donkey as an insult and adding fuck to it
by Green circut January 24, 2020
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Cart Donkey

A bitchy-ass flight attendant.
First Office: "Hey Captain, what do you want to do tonight on the layover?"
Captain: "I'm feeling too lazy to masturbate. Let's go hook up with some cart donkeys."
by Hardlow May 13, 2018
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swinging donkey

When you ejaculate into a beanie, wear it on your face, and run down the sidewalk wile a frozen hotdog is stuck up your anus.
That man over there is quite the swinging donkey.
by Potatolobster January 31, 2014
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wind donkey

man i just passed a nasty wind donkey
by Gavin Amra November 25, 2018
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Donkey pox

Donkey pox is a rare disease that one contracts thorough anal to anal breathing IE- Sharing farts within rectums.
Hey bro! Can’t wait to catch da donkey pox tonight at Barry’s housewarming party!
by Donkey pox August 07, 2022
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Dizzle Donkey

One who murders midgets or other small people for expressed necrophilic purposes.

Dizzle Donk - verb, alt. noun
Willie Wonka: Charlie, where all my Umpa Loompas at?
Charlie: Me and my crew dizzle donk'd those fools.
Willie Wonka: You a dizzle donkey?
Charlie: Word.
by honeysuckle murder March 28, 2006
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