Cold-J

Killing and fucking your wife's dead body similar to what O-J did but with out the hassle.

I Cold-J's Derricks wife

by blorgismorgis November 4, 2019

Cold Ham

Sitting on a freezing toilet seat in the act to go to the bathroom. Therefore making your buns a bit chilly.

*Toilet flush*
Guy #1 " God damn! That toilet is a cold as the south pole! I got some major cold ham in there.

by Lunchboxian March 29, 2010

Cold dickings

Someone that manages to turn any situation into an awkward situation by appearing extremely uncomfortable, making insulting comments while wishing they were at home playing WOW

He's a cold dickings, standing alone in a knitted jersey humming the themesong of world or war craft. He's no hot dickings.

by fanbake December 14, 2011

cold cupboard

The fridge. Typically the fridge where the beers are.

Oi Ash! Get us a couple of cans out of the cold cupboard ya dog!

by SquirrelNuts84 June 22, 2020

Cold Math

An expression that defines ruthless aspect of a detrimental/decaying state.

Blood loss is a cold math. The more blood you lose, the weaker you get making it more difficult to get help.

by The Dour Reaper October 15, 2013

Cold taste

A nice refreshing brew, most often a Miller Lite

Hell of a week. Want to grab a cold taste after work?

by The real Jukes June 25, 2017

cold soda

Code name to be used in the work place for cold beer.

Hey Anthony I think Tina could use a cold soda.

by ##40 April 18, 2017