Booty Tears

The remnant seepage from prolonged and excessive anal gaping from witch ones sphincter has lost its natural elasticity.

Where's Bradly? He's in the bathroom changing out his "Man-Pon". He has a severe case of "Booty Tears" this morning.

by My Little Pony "Pegasus" January 27, 2022

booty shit

When something is absolutely absurd and there is no reasoning behind it.

My bank is charging me for using an ATM; that's some booty shit.

by Sunflower226 October 24, 2017

Disciple of the booty

One who practices ultimate devotion to the lord's finest creation: the booty.

Timmy: Boobs or butt?
George: One could say I'm a disciple of the booty.

by Nick_iz October 24, 2014

booty embargo

when a guy messes things up with his girlfriend, and now she refuses to do anything sexual with him.

guy 1: dude, did you hear about nick's booty embargo?
guy 2: yeah apparently he ditched his date with Amy to drink and play dota with us monday night.
guy 1: what a douchebag.

by poscene January 2, 2009

bubble booty

A big round plump butt

That girl has a nice bubble booty

by Sergio Ceville November 13, 2007

jupiter booty

A booty so huge it has it's own gravitational pull

Damn gurl, yo booty so big it pull me in, you got dat Jupiter booty!

by Oscar and boobs April 13, 2014

Booty Tuesday

( n.)
Not a national, but a Norristown holiday, in which many kids go home with their significant other after an early dismissil day of school and hopefully, get lucky.

"Shirley, what are your plans for next Booty Tuesday?"
"I think I may get some lunch with my Calculus study group. How about you?"
"Sweet stuff. Nancy and I are heading back to my house and...You know ;"
---OR---
"In recent years, there has been a positive correlation between early dismissil/'Booty Tuesday' activities and teen preganacies within the school district."

by NAHS Alum November 8, 2007