teddy bear

something cute and huggable,like kenshin, nightcrawler, and legolas

I want to squish them all like teddy bears!

by i like to squish teddy bears October 19, 2003

Tellyban

What I call my dick because it likes to hide in caves and blow itself up from time to time

The old lady Wawshed my Talliban really Gewd last night

by Big Nation March 27, 2003

Teddy

Usually a short angry person. Tends to be small in groin area. Quick to anger.

If Teddy wasn't so angry he could be normal

by Amazingman March 14, 2017

Teddy

Teddy is a bitch who’s shit at fortnite he loves to suck dick of a kid called jerel

Eww look at teddy he just sucked Jerels dick

by Leon Theo the G October 23, 2019

choking the teddy bear

The act of masturbation or handjob, when it involves a big, hairy, thick penis.
Usually, the male involved in this act has never shaved his frontal genital area.

Girl 1: "What did you do with that cute guy in the bedroom?"
Girl 2: "I was choking the teddy bear"
Girl 1: "Gross!"

by HentaiNerd69 January 14, 2014

Teddy

Means poop in greek

I have to teddy so bad rn

by teddypoopgreek October 21, 2019

teddy bear appeal

A rule of sorts that applies only to overweight or obese people. If you have a bit of extra fat, then you're naturally better at cuddling than somebody who's in shape. If you're fat, you're like a big fleshy teddy bear, which is where the term comes from. The bigger you are, the cuddlier you are and the more teddy bear appeal you have. It can help you seal the deal with a guy/girl, or it can land you in the friendzone: it depends on how you use it.

Hot girl: "Hey, my friends have told me you're excellent at cuddling."
Overweight guy: "Yep. My secret is my extra weight-it keeps you warm when you cuddle me."
Hot girl: "I fancy the idea of testing that out. Yours or mine?"
Overweight guy's brain: "Score! Thank you, teddy bear appeal!"

by MegaMilkCosplayer May 13, 2014