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Taylorbot

Anyone (usually a tween girl between the ages of 11 and 16) who blindly obsesses over Taylor Swift's music without realizing how piss poor she sings live, the fact she's NOT country at all, lacks talent, doesn't even look all that pretty, that almost all her songs are about boys and boy problems (which is probably why they obsess over her so much), and that she is just NOT a good singer and is highly overrated. Taylorbots will vigorously defend their precious little star and viciously attack (or try to attack) anyone that says or implies anything negative about her, even if they are just giving their honest opinion. Taylorbots usually use horrific grammar and spelling and usually will accuse someone who doesn't like Taylor of being jealous, dumb, deaf, retarded, or anything of that nature. They also frequently tell them to "go get a life," as if they don't already have one. That is about the best that they can do. Most Taylorbots think that Taylor Swift is the BEST singer there is, all too brainwashed and blind to realize that there are MANY other artists that are FAR better than her.
Intelligent person: Taylor Swift sounds horrible live, and she's definitely NOT country.
Taylorbot: OMFG, yes she CAN sing bitch!! wtf u must be deaf!! ur just jealos bc u sound like shit!! And she is 2 country! y do u think shez on cmt and they play her on country radio??? go get a life loser!!!
Intelligent person: Uh...right. (turns on some REAL country music, like Merle Haggard, George Jones, Loretta Lynn, Hank Williams, Waylon Jennings, etc.)
by coondini June 3, 2009
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james taylor

"We have James Taylor here to sing for you."

"Wow... Former president James Taylor..."
by 2 dollar bill February 28, 2008
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Chuck Taylors

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Chuck Taylor

A very stylish brand of Converse shoes that come in many different colored soles and canvas sides. You may also place interesting laces in these wonderful old school sneakers!
I have 3 pairs of different colored Chuck Taylors with interesting laces in each of them! I have pink w/ stars, blue w/ duck, and gold and black w/ red checked laces!
by Laura May 12, 2004
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Tayloring

The act of going farther than stalking and or creeping.
Dude, cutest guy at the movies. I couldnt help but start Tayloring him.
by SherlockHolmes006 June 5, 2010
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Taylor

A beautiful girl in every way. Taylors are as genuine as it gets and would do anything for their friends. Theres no one kinder than a Taylor. Taylors are not judgemental to any one no matter how deserving they are. A Taylor will be there for you to spill your feelings but she will always keep her feelings inside. No one can dislike a Taylor, and if they do it will be the last things that they do.
Joe: Wow, I've never seen anyone as beautiful in every way as that girl!
Trish: She must be a Taylor, I can't even dislike her!
by boopshaboopboop December 31, 2011
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Taylor

The most amazing girl you will ever meet. She is the best girlfriend you could ask for. She is trustworthy and the best friend you can ask for.
Guy: Taylor seems cool
Nick: ya, but she's amazing too!
by Freestyle kid April 25, 2013
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taylor gang

A lifestyle originally defined by Wiz Khalifa as getting high, getting drunk and getting money. Now used by pathetic white kids who want everyone to know how hood they are.
person 1: taylor gang or kill yourself, bro.
person 2: stfu, you live in the suburbs.
by realist19682 March 23, 2011
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