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Mall Goth

Shops and hangs out at Hot Topic and looks more Emo than Goth, wearing a lot of red and vapes/smokes weed.

Gets mad at “posers” when they themselves are a poser that has only heard of the Gothic Bands Joy Division and The Cure; doesn’t know Gothic Terminology and misuses it a lot/calls Metal music Goth.

Posts about their horrible “disorders” that they developed for attention. Actually listens to a lot of Panic! At The Disco. Has only one Gothic Go-To Outfit.

Has a stuck up Gother-Than-Thou attitude, and relies on others to do their bidding since they can’t handle actual conflict.

When makeup is worn, they either overdo it or do it horribly, the same for their teased hair.
“I saw this Goth at the Mall a couple weeks in a row wearing the same Joy Division shirt and black ripped jeans. They might be a Mall Goth.”
by Got.hic September 11, 2019
mugGet the Mall Gothmug.

Mall Duel

To have a shopping cart race in the style of a cat and mouse/sudden death Tōge race but instead it’s a shopping cart race where you’re pushing empty shopping carts in a mall.

Usually drifting is also involved.

It is risky because of running into people and being caught by security, or getting into a security pursuit. A popular phenomenon amoung shopping cart racers in stores and malls.
Person 1: Hey man, let’s up our game with a mall duel.
Person 2: Sounds good. What mall?
Person 1: The one over there.
by Justicewithtacosandweed August 8, 2018
mugGet the Mall Duelmug.

Mall Whores

Definitions: 1. People who spend a lot of time in the mall but doesnt actually buy anything i.e Window Shopping.
2. People who offers sex to the shop assistants just to get an item for free/half price. 3. An actual whore inside a mall.
1. Look at those poor people, they're such Mall Whores.

2. She's such a Mall Whore, can't even afford a toothpaste.

3. What a shameless bitch!!!
by Jan Nam. September 25, 2010
mugGet the Mall Whoresmug.

pall mall

A shitty ass cheap menthol cigerette for ppl that are too cheap to buy marlboros.
Skittles choked on his pall mall at the bus stop and had a seazure and rolled into the road n got creamed by his own bus.
by Mikeee420 July 24, 2006
mugGet the pall mallmug.

Going to the mall

Smoking weed.
A term made up by two high school boys, so the could talk about smoking pot freely and with out drawing attention.
Man, we went to the mall four times yesterday!
We went to the mall.

We're going to the mall.
by iheartmaryjane January 14, 2010
mugGet the Going to the mallmug.

mall metal

Just because you dont agree with the way mall-metal kids dress doesnt mean you can be rude about it. true, they dress differently, but so do you. get over the fact that you hate everyone, and start being a little more considerate.

mall-metal isnt bad, neither is scene, emo, or jock.

no genre is lame.
Dude, look, they're mall metal--GO HOME!
by Sizzarah. April 14, 2006
mugGet the mall metalmug.

Mall Grab

Original definition: skate trick, Pushing down on the tail of a skateboard and grabbing it by the front trucks. Generally the first “trick” most skaters learn. Generally the only trick that mall rats who buy boards but don’t ride will know how to do.
That kid has no idea how to ride, he just sits in the mall holding his board and does an occasional mall grab.
by TheBoden May 25, 2018
mugGet the Mall Grabmug.

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