4 definitions by Jan Nam.
The second level of chinese burn game. If one surpasses the pain of the first level (the twisting of forearm), then level two is where the person is truly tested if they have the heart and mind of Bruce Lee. As the title implies, chinese nipples involve the nipples, whereby it is pulled and twisted. If one successfully overcame the test of heart then the test of mind shall initiate instantaniously. This part involves the caressing of the nipples, the person must NOT enjoy this or else they fail level 2 and must take level 1 before initiating this level again.
Guy1 : (brief epiphany) whoa....I...think I'm the next Bruce Lee.
Guy2: dude...go for the chinese test...oh...and watch out for the secong level: chinese nipples
Guy1: ye...ok...there's not a moment to waste!
Guy2: dude...go for the chinese test...oh...and watch out for the secong level: chinese nipples
Guy1: ye...ok...there's not a moment to waste!
by Jan Nam. October 7, 2010
Definitions: 1. People who spend a lot of time in the mall but doesnt actually buy anything i.e Window Shopping.
2. People who offers sex to the shop assistants just to get an item for free/half price. 3. An actual whore inside a mall.
2. People who offers sex to the shop assistants just to get an item for free/half price. 3. An actual whore inside a mall.
1. Look at those poor people, they're such Mall Whores.
2. She's such a Mall Whore, can't even afford a toothpaste.
3. What a shameless bitch!!!
2. She's such a Mall Whore, can't even afford a toothpaste.
3. What a shameless bitch!!!
by Jan Nam. September 23, 2010
A sport that requires at least three people to perform (Driver,Counter, Burger thrower), burgers, a car and unsuspecting victims. 5 minute rule applies.
Burgers are thrown at the victims, resembles a drive-by, from inside the car. Points are gained by how much the thrown burger costs plus the impact/damage. Bonuses can be accumulated by the location of where the burger hit the victim's body.* The points are then recorded by the Counter, participants then switch places. Whoever scored the most is the winner and crowned as Burger King. (This is how the Fast Food restaurant, Burger King, originated. But now they aim at the victims' mouth and if successful, the victims are required to pay).
*points and bonuses are set agreed upon the participants.
Burgers are thrown at the victims, resembles a drive-by, from inside the car. Points are gained by how much the thrown burger costs plus the impact/damage. Bonuses can be accumulated by the location of where the burger hit the victim's body.* The points are then recorded by the Counter, participants then switch places. Whoever scored the most is the winner and crowned as Burger King. (This is how the Fast Food restaurant, Burger King, originated. But now they aim at the victims' mouth and if successful, the victims are required to pay).
*points and bonuses are set agreed upon the participants.
jon: hey, im bored and there are a lot of people out in the streets.
jef: i've no job atm, and im pretty bored too.
bob: you thinkin what im thinkin?
all: Drive by Burger!!!!
jon: whats consequences? we might even be seen and get employed by Burger King if we do a great job.
jef: oh cool. ill start first, jon u count the points and bob, get ready to put the pedal to metal!!!
*later that day, they were all employed*
jef: i've no job atm, and im pretty bored too.
bob: you thinkin what im thinkin?
all: Drive by Burger!!!!
jon: whats consequences? we might even be seen and get employed by Burger King if we do a great job.
jef: oh cool. ill start first, jon u count the points and bob, get ready to put the pedal to metal!!!
*later that day, they were all employed*
by Jan Nam. September 22, 2010
H1N1 is the official Postal/Zip Code of the Swine and other Suidae species. Should not be mistaken with H1N1 virus as it is only a fiction created by the government to intimidate moronic Homo-Sapiens.
Guy 1: Hey, nice pig you got there. Where did you get it from?
Guy 2: Thanks! Well, I bought it from Mexico, I dont know the exact address but I'm definitely sure its Zip Code is H1N1.
Guy 2: Thanks! Well, I bought it from Mexico, I dont know the exact address but I'm definitely sure its Zip Code is H1N1.
by Jan Nam. November 23, 2010