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fuckit switch

A type of trip fuse located in the back of the brain. When multiple tasks, deadline pressure, and unrealistic demands threaten the brain's delicate circuitry, the switch pops into "fuckit" or "safe" position, allowing for rest, relaxation, and a healthy attitude readjustment.
"If that phone rings one more time with another problem, it's going to blow my fuckit switch."

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"Fuckit!"
by pj555 November 28, 2007
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Cajun Switcheroo

When a girl you hate is giving you head, and instead of climaxing in her mouth, you urinate
Brah Jack! Your girl Kiki gave me a gnarly Cajun Switcheroo this weekend! It was great!
by TrentTrent October 25, 2010
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Perth Amboy Switchoff

When you're getting a fantastic hand job and your partner's arm gets tired so they start using the weak hand instead...
"I was looking for some sweet Western Grip action, so I called a couple buddies over. One of them starts strangling the soldier. A few minutes go by and my buddy gets fatigued, so a buddy of mine switches arms! I said 'wait a second, pal! nobody gives me the old Perth Amboy Switchoff!'
by muldoone December 12, 2013
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The Bi Switch

When Peter gets drunk and finally admits his desires towards those of the same sex.
Peter: "Gay people are absoloutely disgusting!"
*Does some shots*
Peter: "The Bi switch is on guys! I want to kiss some men"
by PabloSmith January 20, 2021
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switchblade symphony

wow looking at the defintion above they have been going better part of 1000 years!
by mike December 29, 2003
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switch

A classic Black (African American) term with a couple of meanings:

1. verb: to switch is to walk (or possibly dance) in a suggestive hip swaying motion.

2. noun: a switch is a whip made from a tree or bush branch for the purpose of discipline.
1. That freak thinks she's all that! Just look at how she switchin' down the street!

2. Boy! Go out and fetch me a switch so I can tan your hide.
by mojoman March 21, 2005
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Texas Switcharoo

Texas Switcharoo is when doing a girl from behind facing a window, have one of your friends come out from the closet, you pull put, He sticks it in, you go outside and wave to her in the window!
by Texas switcharoo boy January 31, 2009
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