Ten on the floor stroking boar

It refers to when a truck driver has both feet on the gas pedal and has his/her chair all the way down and is masterbating while driving

“Is anyone driving that truck”
“The driver must be ten on the floor stroking boar”

by NiggaNumba7 January 15, 2020

Sporking

The act of spooning but with added fingers

Willemina made James a lovely strong cup of tea and on returning to bed, recieved a tender sporking from him.

by Candivontron August 11, 2010

sporking

The shortened version of sport fucking. Having sex outside of any context of a committed relatonship.

I am giving up sporking because I am waiting for a committed relationship.

by Sheri K November 28, 2009

Storking

When you go to the bathroom, jack off and put the cum in your mouth. You then go back out and eat your girl out. Thus impregnating her via mouth to pussy.

Tim: How did Becky get pregnant?
John: I was storking her.

by LooseId January 28, 2016

Storking

The act of stretching ones scrotal sack over another man's genitalia aka dick and balls.

Tommy was excited because he was about to enjoy a good storking.

by IAreCleverPup November 26, 2016

Storking

When your nipples are so hard the extend out
Can happen from cold water,snow,etc

The water park was so cold I felt storking on my chest

by Danielelbarbs July 17, 2017

storking

When you take a picture of a person and take a picture of a stork and then create a photo of what you might imagine the offspring of the two might be

(Taken from Impractical Jokers S7:E1)

Me and my friend just got back from storking his mom.

by PaganRaccoon April 20, 2019