Stockton

noun:

1. An activity that will potentially get one maimed or killed despite warning(s) from experts or others.

John's daredevil behavior at the cliff's edge was a classic case of "Stockton."

by stewartmark June 23, 2023

StocktonRush

When a man finishes way too early or before even getting it all the way in.

Hey Matt, I heard you and Mac got it on, how was it? It wasn't what I expected, he gave me the StocktonRush.

by SelfTermination June 26, 2023

Stockton Syndrome

A Syndrome named after OceanGate CEO 'Stockton Rush' after the June 18th incident of the 'Titan' submersible

Stockton Syndrome: To show all forms of arrogance and dismissing factual criticism and information because it hinders a certain personal goal making the individual blinded by their own goal and expectation

This may also be a cause of the Ikea Effect

I'm assuming he has Stockton Syndrome by the way he is acting

by LePost James July 4, 2023

Socket

Compliment to any drug traffickers or kingpin, making them the top main source with no middle man

Who needs a plug? I'm the whole socket!

by Thick Lil Miss July 17, 2023

Stocktonfreude

Pleasure and jokes derived from another person's poor judgement and misfortune that resulted in death.

The internet collectively developed a strong feeling of stocktonfreude when billionaires imploded on the OceanGate Titan while attempting to visit the Titanic.

by DFrizzzle July 18, 2023

Stockton University

A university in South Jersey that's surrounded by the Pine Barrens and a little ol' town called Galloway. There isn't much to do in the general proximity of the campus besides spend extortionate amounts of money on gas, food, and whatever boring old white person crap they have in Atlantic City. The cops on campus are a joke which is great because the trails around the university are great for smoking with friends. Students are mostly commuters who hate their major and are stuck in an infinite loop because the preceptors suck at getting people to graduate on time. All the trashy students go to Pitney Pub on Wednesday night and then complain on YikYak because they have nothing better to do with their lives. The higher ups at Stockton pretend they aren't racist but will literally do nothing about blatant discrimination from professors. At least they have some diverse organizations and departments on campus. In the end, Stockton is exactly what you'd expect from a cozy college in South Jersey.

I went to Stockton University and all I got was this lousy degree.

by rickbone1055 August 3, 2023

stocker stud

A person who works in a grocery store or other retail store who is very good at stocking shelves.

The new hire Sean is a real stocker stud.

by wayne1244hues January 8, 2024