Peep Hole Stretch

When you try to stretch you wee hole.
With a ear plug.

yea thats correct

Stretching up the hole you piss from!

Many will do this sick painful modification, To insert foreign bodies such as bendy straws, To achieve the illusion of pissing up a wall like a male.

"Oh hai lily, I feel like stretching my wee hole,Yes a Peep Hole Stretch!, to insert a hollow object, therefore allowing me to piss up walls"

Eg; Straw

by Natooshka Almigheh! June 2, 2009

stretched lobes

Another reason to kill a random stranger - his or her desire to turn himself into a pseudo-African tribesman.

Dude, the tunneler would be cute except for those earlobes you cold jam a baseball through. Oh, and her 67 tatoos and 14 other piercings. I wonder if she works at (insert loser job here).

by John Heinz Kerry April 19, 2005

skeetch

Verb: A rambling speech during sex by the partner on bottom. Occurs during sexual intercourse, when the person on top is utterly horrible and cannot maintain the attention of their partner, and the one on bottom begins to randomly babble about non-related information. Tends to serve as a notice of disinterest to the mediocre partner.

Bob cannot pleasure Betty, who is laying on the bed, unentertained. Bob tries his hardest to pleasure Betty, who yawns and begins to recite "The Road Not Taken" by Robert Frost. Bob thus caused Betty to skeetch.

by scaswell January 1, 2009

Big Stretch

The greatest soundcloud rapper in the game

Ayo have you heard the new Big Stretch song?? Its fireeeee

by geniusbigpp October 12, 2021

Stretch Panic

A Very Shitty Game Made By The Treasure Co LTD.

Stretch Panic received very mixed reviews, mostly negative. GameGo! magazine featured the game on the cover of its first issue, and gave it a rave review, while Electronic Gaming monthly gave it an average score of 4.9 out of 10. Reviewers praised its creativity but derided the simple gameplay and graphics, bland non-bosses stages, and unusual controls. The game suffered from poor sales, and quickly fell in price at retail, with Electronics Boutique selling the game for $4.99 within a year of its release.

Unlike many Treasure games, which often suffer mixed reviews, but maintain a cult status, Stretch Panic is usually considered by fans to be among Treasure's weaker efforts. Treasure's next 3D platformer, Wario World for the Nintendo GameCube, was created mostly by members of the Stretch Panic staff, and was much more commercially and critically successful.

Overall:Shitty

Linda:OMG I GOT TO LEVEL 9 IN STRETCH PANIC!
Bob:WOW......Only Fags Play Stretch Panic!,
If Your Looking For A Good Game By Tresure Co. LTD. Play Wario World Its Awesome

by Seagulls of Satan September 26, 2008

Yoga and Core Stretch

a ridiculous type of exercise which includes ladies in black spandex sticking their butts up in the air, leaning on their sides with only one foot and one hand on the ground, and generally trying not to fart. you have to have good balance and be "connected to your core at all times." also, you listen to a lady talking abou "continuous movement" and saying "belly buttons and middle fingers," repededly. which leads me to wonder exactly what im supposed to be doing with my belly button and middle finger.

"what did you do on mother's day?"
"i went to a weird yoga and core stretch class with my mom"

by corina May 26, 2004

Stretch

English travelling dole spongers with overinflated ego's,bad teeth, no hair and black stringy over stretched jumpers, holding a flee bitten dog on a bit of string.
Often found in the early hours laying in doorways in a puddle of their own urine. term later used to refer to any remotely vagrant individual

"Coor did you smell that stretch swimming in that puddle of piss"?

by Bills Aloud April 4, 2007