Squirting Sylvester

When a woman squirts and queefs st the same time on your face

Man, I need a towel! I went down on her so hard she was squirting sylvester!

by Mystery_evilboy May 05, 2018

back squirt

an audible and explosive shit

guy 1- “I beat my record longest back squirt after taco bell last night!”
guy 2- “awesome! i beat mine last week!”

by To it April 25, 2020

Squirt dirts

Ever think you’re gonna fart and suddenly a mudslide of shit drops down your leg? Ever pass gas in bed and shit all over your dog who was just laying under the covers keeping your ass warm? Need an excuse from your shitty ass job? Baby, you got the squirt dirts!

After getting my ass fucked from that hoe from bbrt, I now have the squirt dirts!

by Handyhomo February 25, 2019

Squirt Box

A box of wine. That’s it. Drink up.

Please pass me the Squirt Box.

by @aminnys July 11, 2021

Squirt it back

When an individual gets a load of cum in their asshole. They then precede to squirt it back.

“She told me to cum inside her ass”
“Little did I know is that she would squirt it back”

by Queef machine January 14, 2019

Squirt mishap

When both partners are too lazy to take shirts off and a hand job is just too good to hold back. that dangling shirt may just end up getting wet

Damn it! You should've taken my shirt off! I had a squirt mishap!

by Beabstinent September 12, 2016

Lemonade Squirts

Having unctrollable exertions of urine that can be very painful if the urination continues for too long of a time. This can also be compared to the 'trots'.

Yeah sorry man, I can't go out, I have the lemonade squirts.

by afablesotrue March 06, 2016