squeezies

Money
Cash
Dollars

"lets bet on this game for some SQUEEZIES"

"ide never pay 40 SQUEEZIES for that piece of crap!"

by Chris Adamski May 8, 2008

squeeze the cream cheeze

To shit yourself, either purpasely or accidently.

-Did you fuckin' squeeze the cheeze?
-Worse.
-Squeeze the cream cheeze.
-Yeah, let's get the fuck outa here, man.
-You go, I ain't goin' anywhere with you when you smell like shit.

by M. D. Fluppy June 22, 2007

squeeze the sponge

To go take an unnecessry piss just because you may not get another chane to for a long time. Usually on road trips or before long movies.

Since they were waiting at the rest stop, he squeezed the sponge.

by MaHaBone January 28, 2004

squeeze toys

A female's set of breasts

dude i was out with this chick last night she had niccccccccccccccccce squeeze toys man

by k-trizzle May 30, 2006

Johnson Squeezie's

The act where multiple males crawl around a sandpit whilst trying to squeeze each others "Johnson's".

Jarred crawled around the sandpit trying to squeeze Shiva's Johnson during a game of Johnson Squeezie's

by Brendan SK Campbell April 7, 2015

Squeerell

An alternate pronunciation of the word "Squirrel." This pronunciation is used by many foreigners who seem to adapt to the phonetic sounding of a word as it appears on paper.

Look at the pretty squeerells up in na de tree!

by I like Squeerells! October 30, 2008

Sneezure

A sequence of sneezes greater than 3. Can be rapid or slow but occur within 1 minute of each other. This applies to both humans and animals.

While driving to work, I had to pull off the road due to the sneezure that came on. I could not see to drive and had an urgency to blow my nose.

by Mariee B. November 5, 2013