purple squeeze

An intense action similar to the titty twister involving grabbage of a handful of skin around the nipple and proceeding to twist. One of the more painful experiences one can have. (often involves the element of surprise or the victim being held down)

Larry: Hey, what's a purple squeeze?
Moe: Sounds like someone's asking for it
*Curly grabs Larry's arms from behind and larry is left struggling for help as his man-breasts are grabbed and tortured*
Moe: PURPLE SQUEEZE!!!

by AndThenSome December 18, 2007

Weiner Squeezers

Skinny jeans worn by mainly punk/emo/scene guys who have trouble with their penises constantly being squished.

"Ugh, these jeans are such weiner squeezers! I hope I can at least attract some chicks with these ball huggers!"

by TessiixX January 12, 2010

Dick-squeezer

A male friend that for some reason grabs all of their friends dicks, usually in social gatherings. They take pride with every single squeeze it's one of their main reason for living, if they don't get a squeeze in daily they will become depressed.

Greg: look out here comes Tony, he's a dick-squeezer

Mike: what?

Tony: hey guys(squeezes greg and mike's dicks)

Mike: what the hell, he just squeezed my dick

Greg: told you, he does that

by Some really really smart guy May 12, 2018

Butt squeeze

To press the butt of a woman with your hands so hard that she becomes horny, or may even orgasm.

He did such an awesome butt squeeze that I was wet all over.

by anshumax March 9, 2009

Caesar Squeeze

When two chicks both have their pussies over-flowed with Caesar dressing while scissoring one another.

Candy: Lisa, did you eat out Evelyn last night?

Lisa: No, we just Caesar Squeezed.

Candy: Shit, I gotta try that; everyone is doing that now!

by Jake Handleeeeeer October 15, 2008

squeeze job

a sexual favor given to a man by means of a strong, steady grip. The provider will firmly wrap his or her hand around the recipient's genitalia and apply extreme pressure until the recipient has completed orgasm. squeeze jobs often result in significant injury if not properly administered. one must always be careful and respectful when giving squeeze jobs.

My date last night was such a prude! I couldn't even talk her into giving me a squeeze job.

Francisco's partner gave him such a forceful squeeze job that the blood vessels burst and left permanent scarring on his shaft.

by cimg November 14, 2007

squeeze

the one person you can really share everything with and who will be there through the good and the bad not just significant other, but essential

MY squeeze and I are going to the movies. I couldn't live without my squeeze

by jerrymary August 22, 2007