Spudwank

A man with a small cock who constantly wanks himself off causing shrunken genitals

get your hand off your cock you fucking spudwank

by bigspudwank September 13, 2009

Spudda

Spudda is a Dude who likes motorbikes, women, most sports, enjoys a good social life and gets on with most people. If you dont get on with Spudda, then he wouldn't care; he wouldn't go out of his way to impress, what you see is what you get

Motto in life : Its nice to be important but its important to be nice

"Hey there's Spudda"

by Mark Spud Smith November 24, 2011

spudruckus

Numerous obese children having a wild get together.

Terry, Gary, and Jerry had to stock up on their Mountain Dew and Hershey's king size chocolate bars before their upcoming spudruckus.

by Maddog123456 July 21, 2017

Spudding

Spudding is a sexual fetish where you incorporate any form of potato into your foreplay. This could be anywhere from raw spuds to week old fries.

Hey baby spread some mashed taters on those titties and let's get spudding!

by Lizbo the lezbo November 6, 2020

spudge

Pleasuring your own prostate with your thumb

Brendan "I spudged so hard last night, I barfed over the cat"

by Kerrash August 23, 2022

Draining The Love Spuds

Masturbation

I got so bored at home today, I just sat draining the love spuds.

by ThaPlayah April 9, 2009

how is your father for spuds

how are you?

how is your father for spuds?
-grand

in same part of ireland people say this like:
how are you, how are you doing, etc.....

by ponodoro August 19, 2009