New England Sponge Bath

To wash oneself with toilet water, as is often practiced in the South Shore of Massachusetts.

Jimmy didn't like the feel of the new shower head his wife insisted on buying so he opted take New England Sponge Baths instead.

New England Sponge Bath by TheRealL162 March 27, 2019

cum sponge 

a patch of hair on one's chin that prevents dripping ejaculate from staining one's clothing

The gay man's goatee served as an adequate cum sponge during bukake night.

cum sponge by CQJB November 8, 2008

Golden Sponge Bath 

When you bone a person in a bed you peed in 2 days prior and haven't cleaned the sheets or flipped the mattress.

When Lolla awoken the next day smelling of pee and dirty sex but was not wet. she realized that she was a victim of a golden sponge bath.

Golden Sponge Bath by The Double D from O September 3, 2010

interesting as a wet sponge 

Extremely boring.

Joe: Yesterday I took a nap. Then I couldn't sleep that night.
Lissy: Wow Joe, you're about as interesting as a wet sponge.

interesting as a wet sponge by Lonesome Cowgirl April 23, 2011

cum sponge 

a person with the ability to soak up cum at a rate far greater than an entire roll of Bounty paper towels. they always provide this free of charge and quite often are volonteers on graveyard shift at local sperm bank.

reduce your clean-up by 90% by keeping a cum sponge under your bed.

cum sponge by pylick November 6, 2004

nob sponge 

a vagina or a pussy that enjoided having sexual contact with.

man i had a nice nob sponge last nite

nob sponge by branflakes December 20, 2006

drug sponge 

a hot gurl who outright askes you for more of your drugs (usually cocaine)

dam that taylor girl drug sponged all my coke lastnight

drug sponge by yomommafool May 1, 2018