split-typing

text that could make no sense due to the OP multi-tasking, or stopping during typing, and coming back to finish. Split-typing may contain errors such as wrong tenses, missing words, or duplicate words.

OP: Who are is this?
someone else: You were split-typing, weren't you?
OP: Yeah, I had to order pizza

by Jetlift239 December 28, 2010

twin split

twin splitting is when you and your twin split your bond aren’t ad trusting or close but it csn be regained through time.

we’re having a twin split but we’ll get there again we always do

by keisicky May 9, 2023

Split Ding

To look identical to someone

“He’s the split ding of that guy from Eastenders”

by morganmonaghan January 8, 2018

kodiak split

When you blow your load on a gal, and leave without cleaning her off.

Met a girl on tender, she took me home to play hide the chicharrone. I gave her the ol kodiak split.

by Chicken wizard August 8, 2019

split dick

When you accidently fall into a sharp razzor like object and cut your penis into two

Bob:shit man im bleeding like hell
Bob's friend: look on the bright side, now you have a split dick

by Cock-juggling _thundercunt November 8, 2017

Lickity Split

A lick then

Ayo give that girl a lickity split! She'll come and yup

by rasberry frog October 13, 2020

Splitting Logs

Talking a shit whilst wearing a thong effectively cutting the shit down the middle.

Betty was so drunk last night I found her hunched over the toilet splitting logs

by b391130301193 August 13, 2019