Beach ball speech

Any (usually political) subject which, when mentioned by the speaker, causes them to move their hands up and down while talking, as if they were holding an invisible beach ball. Also known as Watermelon politics.

I really enjoyed the Obama V McCain debate last night, but there was a lot of beach ball speech, too.

by Lucothefish February 21, 2009

speep

The cross between Spiders and Sheep. They are deadly because they look so damn innocent and docile. An eight legged fanged sheep capable of scaling buildings. They are engineered in New Zealand by the company Beauville Industries.

"SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!"
"The Speep are loose? I hope you have made your peace with Jesus!"

by Bluv-arich-ski-derson January 11, 2008

speedwolf

the act of a male performing oral sex on a woman's genitalia; eating out a chick; cunnilingus

Dude, I totally regret speedwolfing that fuckbucket last night! My tongue is totally burning now!

by El Sweetness May 20, 2005

Speedball

A mixture of heroin and cocaine administered intravenously. This combination offers the best of both drugs. The lady (coke) gives you a rush of intense euphoria followed by the soporific effects of your boy (heroin), thus effectively eliminating the anxiety and depression that follows when shooting up cocaine by itself.

Me: I've never smoked crack but I've done speedballs.

You: You're fucking kidding me, right? You've shot up coke and smack? I'm breaking up with you, Dumbass.

by kookaburra March 17, 2015

speed trap

Area of road, usually where speed limit drops, where multiple or one determined cop sit majority of the day busting unsuspecting speeders with radar to get money for the department.

Those fucktard cops caught me in that speed trap yesterday

by Merc01` May 13, 2005

Speed Shit

Taking a shit (Also known as poop, poo, crap, #2 etc..) very fast. Faster than a normal shit.

Guy1: I gotta shit
Guy2: We're late, make it a speed shit
Guy1: I always speed shit!

Guy1 finishes shit in <5 minutes.

by Galea June 30, 2006

Arizona Speedbump

After you have intercourse with a female, you run over her with a car.

That bitch is about to be on the receiving end of an Arizona Speedbump.

by vegan pudding February 3, 2008