Analog Spam

The more modern vernacular of the archaic term "junk mail."

In the distant days of yore, scam artists and their corporate brethren would physically print their spam on a substance known as "paper" and placed inside of things called "envelopes," which were then physically moved by something called "the post office" directly to people's homes. From there these "envelopes" would go directly from a small metal box located just outside the residence and into the nearest garbage can.

It is rumored that some primitive societies and failing companies still attempt to use this antiquated method of spamming people with their scams to this very day.

"Oh look, mom sent me a birthday card. It was mixed in with all the analog spam."

by NephilimNexus January 27, 2015

Captain Spam

Captain Spam is an urban legend in the digital space who fights for us against the evils of Spam to make the Inbox a better, safer place to be. His real identity is unknown. His uniform is 100% Spamdex. He is the Guardian of Email and Protector of the Inbox!

"My Inbox needs a good clean-out."
"Better call Captain Spam."

"I've been SPAMMED! Where are you Captain?!"

"I'd sell loads more Viagra if it wasn't for that do-gooder, Captain Spam"

by The Growler September 8, 2014

Urban spam

When a user posts his definition 50 times in hopes that one will get verified.

Urban spam makes voting very tedious.

by ManMan36 April 11, 2016

shit spam

email recived that goes directley to trash

all this shit spam filling up the garbage bin

by all in yo ass June 25, 2016

will spain

a super super nice guy who you are lucky to know. is kinda boring sometimes but thats just because he doesnt know what to say. if he has feelings for you he probably wont make the first move, so if you like him, tell him!!! he is super good with kids and pets: great family man ;) has broken girls harts before but doesnt realize it. over all hes a super great guy who is awesome and while sometimes he sends mixed signals, hes really smart and caring. if he loves you you are the luckiest girl in the world <3

girl: im in love with will spain but idk what to say, hes just such a great guy i dont wanna ruin our friendship if he doesnt feel the same
girls friend: just tell him! you know he wont make the first move . itll be ok dont worry :)

by maybe im lying who knows November 13, 2016

Clam Spam

When a chick you don't know sends you an unsolicited spread eagle shot.

That chick somehow got my number and sent me some clam spam.

by MC Skankaholic July 3, 2017

lawn spam

Advertising, sales flyers, pizza menus tossed on your lawn or front yard.

I have to pick up the lawn spam before the gardeners get here.

by Front door lady October 18, 2017