Sneaky Postman

When one individual defecates inside another person without their noticing, usually the anus.

I totally delivered that chick some sneaky post last night.

Oh man, I feel full.
You might've been given the sneaky postman.

Oh god, last night was messy. I think I received a sneak post on the dance floor.

by The Postmaster November 7, 2013

Sneaky Wuhan

To purposely do something to harm, annoy, or disrupt others. Then, when overwhelming evidence points towards you as the instigator, you deny you ever had anything to do with it.

Crikey Trent, did you see how Trump was trying to put off Hillary Clinton at the election debate by following her around the stage to creep her out? Yeah Dale, I did. Good old trump doing the “Sneaky Wuhan”. What a legend!

by Digital Dawwg September 30, 2020

Sneaky whale

The art of sneaking an obese female into your friends house/apartment, without them knowing

Friend 1: me and Steven are going to

the club tonight

Friend 2: oh man I don’t know about Steven

Friend 1: Why?

Friend 2: every time we go out, he always try to pull a sneaky whale at the end of the night, in my apartment.

by Grifmiester November 27, 2019

Sneaky torpedo

A poo that enters the water without making a sound or noise.

"That shit was so big, it was a sneaky torpedo"
"No Poseidons kiss here, that was a sneaky torpedo"

by SpongeBob1983 March 12, 2018

Sneaky-Fat

An adjective used to describe a person who has the general shape and build of a thin person (as in the face, arms, and legs) but has a pot belly and/or fat ass. Often, these people will wear baggy clothes so that their fat parts are concealed, making them appear thin.

I thought that Tom was a stick, then he leaned back to yawn and I saw his stomach. He's sneaky-fat.

by Steve Barichko January 14, 2009

sneaky sneku

used to describe a person who is so sneaky that nobody can see him, a bit like a snake, but not a snake.

Person 1: Hi there!
Person 2: I just stole your pants.
Person 1: (looks down and sees his pants gone)
Person 1: (looks up and sees Person 2 gone)
Person 1: WTF OMG THAT SNEAKY SNEKU

by 3rekt4u January 19, 2017

sneaky sniff

When you touch ya butt and then sneak a sniff of your hand, usually by pretending to itch your nose.

Chris did a sneaky sniff on his way out of the bathroom and nobody was none the wiser!

by Barnaby J. Buttsnap V November 6, 2017