Glasgow smile

A nickname for the form of torture that involves cutting a victim's face from the edges of the mouth to the ear, the cut, or its scars, form an "extension" of what resembles a smile. Usually the victim is given a small cut, around 1/4"-1/2", in the corners of the mouth and is then further injured by kicking, stabbing, or other means, causing them to scream and the cuts to further tear. It is also known as a Glasgow grin, Chelsea smile, or Chelsea grin.

Notably the Black Dahlia Murder, in which the victim was cut in half at the waist and given a Glasgow Smile. But maybe not in that order.

by Muhreetard December 18, 2008

gay smile

An open-mouthed smile intended to show off pearly-white perfect teeth. A way of showing how fabulous you are and what a fabulous time you are having surrounded by fabulous people and fabulous things.

You gotta love that Andy Cohen gay smile.

by NYC Observer November 16, 2013

similoser

someone who uses similes WAY TOO OFTEN!!!

"I'm out like a deaf kid playing musical chairs"

"Procrastination is like Masturbation. Sure, it's great at first, but sooner or later you figure that you're pretty much fucking yourself"

"Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one and they all stink"


All these are probably said my SIMILOSERS (honestly, I say them, too)

by Thelma April 30, 2005

smile pill

Another name for E as seen in the movie Garden State. Zach Braff took a smile pill.

Dude, you need to take one of these smile pill's. It'll make you feel greeeat!

by UKNO2008 September 24, 2008

Sailor's Gravy

Sailor's Gravy is a mix between diarrhea and vomit. Comes from the fact hat when a person gets sea sick they puke and shit all at once.

The port-a-potty at the fair was full of sailor's gravy - those people were puking and shitting their guts out.

by Pinche Gringo February 19, 2011

Sailor's Sock

Accidentally wearing the sock in which you recently busted a nut.

John, "why are you walking so funny?"
"I'm wearing a Sailor's Sock."

by Lingokiller449 January 20, 2015

smila

The Name is from sweden. Smila is a loyal and happy Person. She is so lovely but daaammn she can be so hot if she wants to.

Smila is perfect. You will not find a wonderful person like her.

by iamlu December 31, 2016