sideways smilies

Band originating from Tillsonburg, Ontario. The band came together on March the 6th, 2009 for the band pictures and practise of their first song. Their first album's set date is April 20th (no relation) and it will be entitled Oreogasm. The band consists of: Andrew-vocals-the "bad boy", Nick-rapper- the "cute one", Jesse-rythm guitar-the "sensitive one", David-manager- the "asian", Justin-drums- the "new one", and Steve-lead guitar- "Steve".

"WOW MAN! Have you heard that knew band called the Sideways Smilies?!?! They're da bomb!"
"The knew Sideways Smilies hit singles, "Piss me a River" and "Burnin' Up my Bum" are pure oreogasmic!!

by The sensitive one March 13, 2009

sideways figure 8 head nod

A gesture which indicates "yes, of course', commonly used in India. This gesture is where people move their head in a strange manner which looks like a sideways figure 8.

When I was in India, I asked people "yes" or "no" questions and when they meant to say "yes", they used a sideways figure 8 head nod to indicate that they meant yes.

by funny fellas January 13, 2014

fuck me sideways

a term used when somebody fucks up royaly and can’t think of anything to say so they just say “fuck me sideways”

someone: *eats friend’s pet bird by accident* “fuck ME sideways”😤😤

by ur dad text me hey May 26, 2018

sidewalk princess

a person, usually a female, who makes a living by selling her body for sex or sexual acts in exchange for money or another form of payment. also known as a prostitute.

That sidewalk princess just got arrested.

by angelette December 30, 2008

wipe the sidewalls

The action of cleaning the inside of ones ass cheeks after experiencing anal seepage.

Example 1:
Dude I think i just sharted, I might need to go wipe the sidewalls.

Example 2:
You're going to have to wipe the sidewalls after that one.

by Nelson a.k.a. HairyCheeks January 7, 2008

sideways

Adj. Used to describe a state of varying levels of inebriation.

Dude, after that ninth beer I was totally sideways

by n1 April 16, 2003

Sidewalk Slammer

A raging punk band from Ojai California that have tasty licks, and killer riffs, with influences such as RKL, Excel, Bad Brains, Annihilation Time, and Holier than thou?. Currently playint shows around southern california.

Band Members:
Jay nip-vox screecher, skateboading nipple header
Kentagram-shred solo's from hell
Nancy-guitar thrasher riffmaster
Theodore lll-Bass lick Pabtskiller
Failure-drum player, neckbreaker.

Sidewalk Slammer played the shittiest set I've ever heard.

by FaceFullOTruble July 6, 2010