Shitting Bricks

Being in a tough situation, like going to a girls house that you really like and not knowing what to say...

I was so nervous when I was outside of Julia's house talking to her, man I was shitting bricks

by NotRobert July 10, 2009

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Strategic Shitting

Verb

The act of deficating in a area within your apartment on pieces of newspaper so one or more of your roomates will unsuspectingly step into it, hopefully barefoot. The best strategic shits are those that go unnoticed.

After a superb strategic shitting play outside of Sam's bedroom, all Larry could do was sit back and wait.

by Uncle Larry October 15, 2006

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reality shifting

reality shifting is shifting your subconscious mind from your original body to another body within another reality. that reality existing somewhere in the multiverse. (popular realities people may shift to are hogwarts, animes, stranger things, etc.) shifting is done through meditation and practice.

palla: me and dobey did a reality shift to genshin impact last night!
jane: reality shift?
palla: yeah! kevin and i scripted our desired reality down and did a quick method to shift!
jane: oh cool! i should look into reality shifting.

by ameliaishotlol June 8, 2021

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shitting dicks

an extremely bad situation.

I'm going to be shitting dicks at school tomorrow.

by i really have to take a showa December 6, 2010

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shittingQ

while you are taking a dump, you play with your dick and twist it around to a form of a Q. takes a lot of energy and stamina, but when you do it, its totally worth the effort

...and then take a picture and put it on myspace

"dude, last night i did a shittingQ"
"wow, how long did it take?"
"about 40 minutes, that q is a tough letter"
"shit man, you got some skillz"
"yea i know, it already got 15 pic comments on myspace"

by she's a mitch August 28, 2008

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