Scrunch

The combination of a scratch and a punch. A scratch- punch.

Beth kept scrunching and scrunching and scrunching Grace all day on her arm because she could.

by FRP July 7, 2010

Scunter

a dirty or untidy patron at a bar or night-club. Word is a combination of "scummy" and "punter". First used, I believe, by staff at the University of Canterbury Students Union to describe some of the untidy patrons. Was once put on the blackboard at the main entrance to a "stein" (Live gig). It was written "No Scunters" and attracted a lot of questions from curious students.

"Lets not let that scunter in."
"Check those scunters out."

by the bogun April 2, 2010

scunder

Derived from the word Scunt which comes from the word cunt.
Scunder has the same meaning as scunt but changed slightly to be more socially acceptable.

(In a class room)
Girl 1: I can't believe she backstabbed me
Girl 2: I know, she's sucha scunder.

by cooldude505 April 8, 2010

sana mana ounce scounce blitz

a really funny saying that people at my old job used to pass the time, i dont know or have any idea where the fuck it came from, just someone with a really fucked up imagination, its often done with waving hands in front of the face at the same time

YO man guess what?!, what?, sana mana ounce scounce blitz, ::waves hands in front of face:: hahaha

by MYNAMEIST December 12, 2008

Scrunch Face

When someone has a distressed look on their face as if having an extremely painful orgasm. Retard orgasm face. Looks as if they jack-off with 36 grit sandpaper or any other painful substance.

Why is his face all scrunched up like that. It looks like he jacks off with Icy Hot.

Guy 1: My girlfriend has been calling my scrunch face for the last few weeks.
Guy 2: Why is that
Guy 1: Because of my apparently weird face I make when I nut

by DefenderoftheFaith January 7, 2011

scunnion

(n) Anything or anyone that you dislike, or that tries to play you.

Hey man, I saw you with Taneshia?
Naw man, that bitch is a scunnion, she didn't give me any play.

by aidstaco July 14, 2009

Sconce

A form of cider, fermented using a rather unusual method.

Rotten apples are inserted into a particularly active woman's vagina, preferrably from the county of Somerset.
The apples ferment with the yeast in the volunteer's genitalia and, when ready, can either be consumed from the vagina itself or 'squinced' out into another container.

Once a month, special 'Strawberry' Sconce can be brewed.

'Ere, lets 'av a nice pint o' sconce!'

by Somerset Expert December 6, 2009