Schmuck

This can mean in German "jewelerie" but in English it can be slang for "old and boring person" or "very intolerant person". Basically anyone who says no to a lot of things can be called a "schmuck". This is not a compliment or a thing to say when you are trying to be polite.
Examples:
Me: hey teacher, may I borrow a ruler
Teacher: no.
Me: may I borrow a ruler from my friend?
Teacher: no.
Me: than from who will I borrow a ruler?
Teacher: no one.
Me: wow, you're such an old schmuck.

Wow, my oncle doesn't let me play on my PC. He is such a schmuck.

by Dizygoggles424 December 22, 2018

Schmuck

Someone who needs to shush

Sush schmuckkk!!!

by Corben and Ronnie are nobeds September 24, 2019

Schmuck

Someone who needs to sush

Sush schmuckkk!!

by Corben and Ronnie are nobeds September 24, 2019

Schmuck

Robson

Robson Knox is a schmuck because he is big headed

by Sponge bob was here November 19, 2019

Schmuck

Hanna, Hanna is a jokeman

Hanna is such a schmuck

by Lolsnd October 19, 2019

Schmuck

Hanna is a jokeman

Shmick schmuck

by Lolsnd October 19, 2019

Schluking

Getting so drunk you fall asleep on toilet while peeing, pooping, and/or puking.

He got so drunk at the Macklemore concert he spent the whole night schluking.

by BGV92 October 24, 2019