schlonging

Lounging around not doing much.

John: What you been doing today?
Joe: Oh just schlonging.

by jakes_son99 June 3, 2009

schingo

A bad ass mother fucker. Who's one of a kind.

That guy is one serious schingo!

by MasterJayman"JUSTIN" February 5, 2008

Schlang

basically anything you want it to mean, most commonly:

a. the act of getting laid

b. to totally own something

c. you sexy bitch

a. you totally got shlanged last night
b. wow you shlang at guitar hero
c. you schlang.

by sexy savvy November 9, 2009

donky-schlong

The schlong of a donkey

Hey Mr. Bundy, check out that donky-schlong. It looks angry

by gorilla-man October 22, 2003

Quim my Schlong

This is a universal turn-of-phrase that I came up with one night in a slightly drunken state among friends, and has gone from strength to strength in our local community.
This can be used as either a good or a bad thing to replace other phrases, or even both in the same line. Can be used in a huge variety of applications...
Note: This does not literally mean "vagina my penis"

BAD: "You're really starting to Quim my Schlong"
GOOD: "hey, see that girl over there, she's really Quimming my Schlong"
CAN BE USED FOR MORE THAN ONE THING: "If your keep quimming my schlong, I'm gonna come over there and fucking Quim your Schlong!!!"

"You're quimming my schlong in all the wrong ways"

by Martin Summerfield July 28, 2008

Schlong o' da' Month club

girl's night out; a bunch of us lucky dudes

Fran says to Gwendalyne..., "This place is really suckin' tonight,'cept for that dude by the jukebox".
Gwen says..., "YEAH! He must be in the Schlong o' da' Month club"!

by jjjimmyB April 27, 2006

schlingazi

Italian slang for the male organ (schlong, wookie, the short arm, colon straightener, butt dart, yougart rifle etc.)

Yo!! Last night I gave that drunk bee-youch the schlingazi!!

by Grifters September 22, 2005