sexually retarded

1.a slang term to describe a prudish, old-fashioned person.

2.to describe a middle-aged person who doesn't like or hates pornography

3.A slang term describing a person who scared to death of sex.

"Sabrina is so sexually retarded cause she doesn't want a sexual relationship"

"My dad is sexually retarded cause he doesn't want me to use the internet or watch HBO"

"Hank, my next door neighbor is so sexually retarded, he freaks out when he sees a tampon commercial"

by wiil December 28, 2008

Sofa King Retarded

An insult used for hate (when said really fast is pronounced so fuckin retarded)

U r sofa-king-retarded

by Ali and Najeff April 11, 2003

Retarded Cursor

When the cursor on your computer starts moving erratically by itself and clicking randomly, usually after visiting porn sites and getting an ETD.

Retarded Cursor

Damnit, now my computer cursor is fucking retarded, I should have worn an electronic condom after visiting that porn site yesterday

by PseudoNympho666 July 17, 2010

Retarded

To be slow(mentally). In other words, to be slowly processed in your mind.

Your not retarded, stop acting like it!

by HelloXD August 8, 2016

Retarded Emo

saying things like lets kill myself or trying to slit the wrong side of your wrist with a pencil. Fuck you Tyson

Are you some kind of retarded emo

by Gamer420XD January 24, 2019

retarded

An adjective used to describe someone who is below average in intelligence.

"That person over there(Victoria) is so retarded

by sde4kiawdngdanwdukliai June 25, 2021

retarded

That one particular word that will get a LOT of SJWs angry beyond comprehension.

Me: "bruh that's just retarded"
SJW: "so you have chosen death"

by Someone32143214 February 13, 2022