Solo Rubber Jack

When a man Masterbates with a condom on.

When I want to Jackoff, but I dont want the mess that cums at the end, I do a Solo Rubber Jack.

by Dr. Brownthumb May 28, 2008

ultimate rubber chicken hair

occurs when one plays the p.e. class game, like ultimate frisbee or something of that nature, but instead of playing with a ball, you play with a rubber chicken, it is the kind of hair you have when you play a really intense game of ultimate rubber chicken.

not everyone plays hard enough to get true ultimate rubber chicken hair, so make sure you work hard, play hard and remember to keep score!(this will help you get that ultimate rubber chicken hair i know you've been wanting)

After 2B p.e. class, the three girls who gave their all on the court had a bad case of ultimate rubber chicken hair.

by asdkfjal;sdkfjkl April 23, 2009

Joe Roberts

This is a person who loves watching hentai, this person loves to stalk girls and is normally the gay best friend around a group of girls, they are usually shy around men and likes to kiss boys necks.

Oh my god my friends a Joe Roberts

by I love anime 485853 February 9, 2021

rubber johnny

slang for a condom. see also johnny

oh s***, the rubber johnny split

by danomccabo January 4, 2004

Pat Robertson

see dickface. A big waste of good air, believes to be a healer and also believes that anyone not under the strict rule of "christian faith" is not allowed to live on this earth. Has traded his brain in for a bible and now reigns as a fascist dictator on the show, 700 Club. Tried and had support for presidential election. Welcome to America!

Pat Robertson is a Nazi bitch.

by KangaRanga July 14, 2005

rubber game

the tiebreaker game in an already-tied series

team a has won 1 game, team b has won 1 game, the third game is the rubber game

by *Barry August 15, 2006

Robert Downey Jr.

The only person to have successfully projected himself in 3D during a 2D movie. This name can be used in situations when all reasoning behind reality fails...

Janet: Oh my god! I think Robert Downey Jr. just imploded on my cake!
Sam: WHAT?! Inconceivable!
Chuck Norris: I know! It was even in 3D!!!!

by Sam Lori February 5, 2010