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Jay Reed

Jay Reed is the sexiest guy anyone ever met, it even says it on the mug, so it must be true!
I just want Jay Reed on a mug, lol.
by TheMagicPosterOfStJ's March 31, 2017
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Pulling a reed / Reeding

This action occurs when a certain individual, usually a ginger, attempts to flirt with and pick up a relatively attractive girl. When his attempts are inevitably denied, the individual then slips into a spiral of making more and more awkward and creepy comments, until the individual seems SO creepy, the local newspaper may even report on it. Those who partake in "pulling a reed" or "reeding" are poor souls indeed.
Guy: "Hey, wanna fuck?"
Girl: "Um, no. I want to leave now and never come back."

Spectator: "Wow, he's totally pulling a reed / reeding that ho."
by Mitro March 25, 2008
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captain recedo

bearing witness to a man or woman with a receding hair line
by Fin Gunn August 7, 2007
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Reed

A really tall kid that seems real tough but is actually wimpish when he is scared (no offense), known to make high-pitched squeeking noises when threatened
He through the baseball right at my face and when i stood up with an angry look on my face he squeeked and rran away just like Reed Kimzey
by qwertyop February 5, 2009
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Reed

Someone who makes grand promises but fails to keep them. Someone you want to believe in but fails you. He is generally found hanging out with anybody and everybody because he doesn't know who he is. He takes up offers and falls through. Reed's are not to be trusted. They break hearts and tell lies.
Don't trust him he is as two-faced as a Reed.
If you get married make sure your spouse isn't a Reed.
by Queen Desdemona October 23, 2014
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Reed

('Read) to Reed.
1:) To Reed someone is the act of taking someone's possion without permission. v.
1:) Why would you Reed my ring?
2:) Stop Reeding my stuff Maxene.
by dindsoe November 17, 2010
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reed

a guitar playing doucher that probably brags about how many times he can skip a rock and cries after sex. only friends are other reeds
"Look at Reed over there flirting with the lunch ladies."
by slimthicc69 October 26, 2017
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