quaker

1.Person who digs holes, eats oatmeal, and occasionally puts oatmeal in these holes as a sacrafice.
2. Dumbass, light skinned, tall, skinny person.

1. Chris is a quaker.
2. Chris is a quaker who cream slammed his own mom.

by smith June 17, 2004

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Quackenbush

A person that finds out that they actually have to start working at their job and decides to quit or retire.

Man, that Daniel found out that he was going to start really doing work and he pulled a Quackenbush... What a douche!!!

by BubbaFetish February 16, 2017

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A quaker is a guy that is dating a girl that already has kids....Because he is trying to skip the part of crying baies and changing diapers and hospital bills. Like quaker instant outmeal.....INSTANT FAMILY

Chris is dating this hot ass chick, but she has a 13 year old kid, that fucking quaker!!!

by hispanic panic January 23, 2009

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Quaker Pie

The act of eating oatmeal out of a woman's vagina.

Yeah, I brought her home and had some sweet Quaker Pie.

by Bingo1 March 2, 2011

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Quaker bake and puke

A foreshortened name for going to Quaker Steak and Lube, and getting blazed to such a degree that you actually barf. Auxiliary actions may or may not include: ordering milk as your drink, not actually eating any food, not being able to speak.

"Hey man, how was last night? I heard you went to Quaker Steak and Lube with some guys?"

"Yeah man, but this one guy ended up doing a Quaker Bake and Puke, he made a mess everywhere in the bathroom."

by Sequester Grundleplith MD January 19, 2013

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