Petrol Pump

The act of gripping someone’s sideburns (usually by the thumb and index finger) then yanking it “really hard”.

“I got hold of his sideburns and we played petrol pumps and I pumped it real hard and then he started crying!”

by Solvalou October 26, 2022

Petrosexual

A person whose identity revolves around the consumption of fossil fuels and conservative propaganda. Frequently seen committing acts of vehicular aggression toward EV's and cyclists, blaming their political enemies for rising fuel bills, and repeating talking points that have no basis in empirical reality.

A coal-rolling petrosexual in an F-350 tried to run me off the road. I floored it. He had no chance of catching up with me.

by domesticatedviking October 26, 2022

pétrolière

Cheating on spouse/husband by taking cocks in the ass (mhmm)

Abou (LBDC) : "Elle faisait des trucs qu'elle faisait même pas avec moi, Pour ceux qui veulent comprendre, c'est une pétrolière. Elle mettait dans le pétrole. Les gens vont comprendre."

by Yasminaaa November 3, 2022

Petrolsexual

A condition where a person is attracted to a petroleum based fluid.

That guy is chronically petrolsexual

by deaddogfuneral December 4, 2022

Petrosenko

When a man lets his perfectly good barrel of petrol sink into the ocean! What an utter boob!

Lane let his barrel petrosenko into the harbour! What an utter idiot!

by Cockingstocking March 1, 2023

petro-collar

a top executive of a multi-national oil & gas company

Several petro-collars have made CEOWORLD magazine’s 2022 list of top chief executives.

by kelamist March 5, 2023

Pietro

A Sicilian man around 5’6 with a huge enormous cock. Every girl loves him. Best pizza man that walked the face of earth. Every man is jealous of him. Pietros are Full of tattoos and have a cock you can’t miss

Girl: Have you seen Pietro his cock it’s enormous

by Youshnow March 7, 2023