V plates

colloquial reference to the existence of someone's virginity, based on the 'plates' displayed in or on a car, when a learner or probationary driver is behind the wheel.

L plates = learner driver
P plates = probationary driver (not yet full licence)
V plates = virgin

1:"Do you still have your V plates?"
2:"Yeah, but i've lost a couple of demerit points tho... ;) "

by tehlia November 9, 2010

Pulsate

When a girls vagina gets horny

My vagina pulsated when me and Jake had sex last night i got really hory like way to much.

by Xhshdbd July 23, 2018

Plateau

French slang for the perenium or in english slang the taint.
The region between a girls pussy and her ass-hole or respectively th region between a guys balls and ass-hole

Elle m'a leché le plateau!

by LeonRonronDansMonCamion December 10, 2010

hairy plate

see furry muff. Seen on Ali-G, while interviewing a brit, involved in law.

"you know, she umm, drinks from the furry cup, you know, like she, eats from the hairy plate"

by jamie_ledge October 5, 2006

gold plated gap

A vagina belonging to a woman of unreasonably high standards. Not necessarily stuck up, just having such demanding standards that no one meets them, and consequently the gold plating on her gap tarnishes because she never gets laid.

"You snotty cunt, you totally have a gold plated gap, no one is good enough to stick it. So don't bitch to me about how you need to get laid."

"Dude, don't even bother with her. She has a gold plated gap."

by Danny Delinquent December 22, 2003

plate

A record, usu. a 12"

Put on that plate, I like the B-side mix!

by DJdre June 11, 2004

Hot Plate

The act of strapping a piece of plastic wrap or 'cling wrap' to your chest and having somone shit on it. AKA: Sanitary Cleveland Steamer

I enjoy a Hot Plate much more than a Cleveland Steamer because the cleanup is much easier!

by Scootyloo January 17, 2003