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Carolina puddle

When a tarp is laid in the back of a pickup truck bed and filled with water to be used as a shitty mobile pool
Guy 1: Dude look at this!
Guy 2: Wow! You actually made a Carolina puddle.
Guy 1: Yeah, hopefully it doesn’t spill too much...
by CrunchyMilk July 25, 2020
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black pudding dick

When you have period sex with a girl without a condom
Girl -“Oh wait I’m on my period, have you got a condom?” Guy - “ Don’t worry I don’t mind black pudding dick
“Looks like he’s getting black pudding dick tonight”
“I woke up the in the morning and had such bad black pudding dick
by Brandogotgame January 3, 2021
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Crème Pudding Crème Château

A delicacy originated in Chambly, Québec by Chef Gabouri. Its recipe had been propagated by word of mouth after the rumour of its phenomenal taste.
C'est de la fucking bonne crème pudding crème château!
by ChefGabouri November 29, 2021
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Puddah

A term of endearment. Given to people one really likes and shows affection too. It is a compliment, something people should strive to be called. Puddah is not a word to be taken lightly, it has the deepest meanings, and is only given to people that uphold the puddah-code of standards. Can be used in obscene or sexual ways.
Hi Puddah!, Nakey Puddah, Bye Pud!, Your a silly pud.
by Danielle and Liz November 26, 2007
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panty puddin

When the juices of an aroused woman are released into her panties thus causing crusty panties. Originally from the term 'yo panties be crusty' after noticing a "hot" guy. To shorten the term you now use panty puddin'.
-That boy is so fyne i just made panty puddin'!
-Girl I'll get you so hot... I'll be havin panty puddin for dessert.
-She had such a billy ocean that her panty puddin erupted and landed on the floor, flooding the room!
by Jon, Hayleigh, & Emiko March 25, 2005
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puddle-jumper

British. A male homosexual; a noofter, a ponce, a heemasex, a friend of Dorothy. Also puddle-skipper.
The instant I heard he had been to a Westlife concert of his own free will I knew he was a raging puddle-jumper.
by Lord Grimcock September 13, 2007
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god hates pudding

A group of individuals who believe that God hates all pudding and those whom allow pudding to exist ("Jello eaters"). They do distasteful things such as protest at the funerals of pudding, carrying signs stating that God hates pudding, and that the deceased person is going to Hell for pudding.

They also believe that ANYTHING bad that happens to America is due to pudding and "Jello eaters." For example, Hurrican Katrina and American soldier's deaths in Iraq.

They are currently competing for the worst group of humans that have and will ever exist, along side Nazis, neo-Nazis, the KKK, and Muslim extremeists.

They take it upone themselves to tell people what God does and or doesn not like/hate. Not only is this arrogant, it is detrimental to our society, and contradictory to a lot of the Bible.

If God does in fact hate pudding, he will deal with them himself in the afterlife, assuming that God and the afterlife does exist. Therefore, I propose, that all members of "God Hates pudding" shut the fuck up and keep their own, hateful ideologies to themselves so that our society can make progress in the field of "tolerance", something that has been in short supply the entire existence of humanity.

I hope that God does exists, and that everyone in "God Hates pudding" goes to hell, prompting an entrance in the Guiness World Record Book as "The Most Ironic Event of All Time."
God Hates Pudding is a collection of the most dispiccable and arogant motherfuckers that have nothing better to do than to harass grieving parents at their puddings funeral.
by Tant Lover November 18, 2006
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