Procrastination

Look in a mirror.

Person A: Hey, what does procrastination mean? I'm kinda bored and don't wanna work on this essay so I'm looking up random words.

Person B: Trade your local currency to an employee at Walmart in order to make a transaction and be the owner of a reflective surface.

by not not not a real person January 8, 2020

Constructive Procrastination

To decide by yourself, or with another person, to procrastinate.

Bryan and I displayed the perfect example of constructive procrastination. We both decided to not do the homework until later.

by Karen2994 October 20, 2010

Procrastination

Me.

I do procrastination. Duh

by I like hot Asian guys. Not you April 21, 2023

Procrastineating

delay or postpone action by eating; put off doing something by eating instead of doing the thing

"I know I should have been cleaning the house but I found myself procrastineating"

by Mandixoxo April 18, 2018

procrastinator

A synonym for the entirety of humanity, or someone who does everything to avoid anything.

Guy1: Why you oughta be so much of a procrastinator, huh?
Guy2: Well aren't we all?
Guy1: ...
Guy2: ...
Guy1: Woah... that's deep
.......
Mom: *yells from upstares* did you remember to throw away the trash billy?

by "Tech" Zachary January 28, 2023

Procrastinating

What you are doing right now. What I am doing right now

Procrastinating: I'll put an example later

by Cavetown fan 🤟 October 11, 2020

Procrastinator

Procrastinatior

It derives from the Mexican Word Procrathamelyawn which means Midnight Snack and
The Viking Word Astinator which means Pucker Cheeks

It describes someone who sits on a sandwhich in the dark.
(From TAWG)

Darwin is such a Procrastinator

by Delfino is funny October 26, 2020