verb
gerund or present participle: procrastinating
delay or postpone action; put off doing something
gerund or present participle: procrastinating
delay or postpone action; put off doing something
by Hyunjins safe show September 22, 2020

A fun thing where people keep making up excuses of why they aren't doing their homework or bills. For example this is just something I made for fun cause I am bored AF!
by IlikeMeowing August 25, 2016

Person A: Hey, what does procrastination mean? I'm kinda bored and don't wanna work on this essay so I'm looking up random words.
Person B: Trade your local currency to an employee at Walmart in order to make a transaction and be the owner of a reflective surface.
Person B: Trade your local currency to an employee at Walmart in order to make a transaction and be the owner of a reflective surface.
by not not not a real person January 8, 2020

This is when you’re depressed and you have things to do but you dont really care anymore, so you say things like “fuck this ill just unalive later anyways”
Example of suicidal procrastination
Friend 1: “man im missing like 5 assignments in this class, hows yours going?”
Friend 2: “im missing most of them but i dont really care cuz ima kms later anyways”
Friend 2: “you good bro?”
Friend 1: “man im missing like 5 assignments in this class, hows yours going?”
Friend 2: “im missing most of them but i dont really care cuz ima kms later anyways”
Friend 2: “you good bro?”
by Recarma69 April 30, 2023

“Yo, I just go this math homework due Wednesday...I’ll just wake up at 3:30 and do it Wednesday morning fam. You know Imma procrastinate till I die.”
“But isnt procrastination hindering your learning ability’s?”
“Yo goof don’t make me give you a defaz”
“But isnt procrastination hindering your learning ability’s?”
“Yo goof don’t make me give you a defaz”
by Hump me Fuck me Daddy October 29, 2018

What you must be considering that you are searching for this instead of doing something more productive. Typically due to lack of focus and being easily distracted.
Mom: Dave, are you writing your essay?
Dave: Umm...
Mom: (Examines what Dave is doing on his computer)
Dave! Why are you searching definitions on the Urban Dictionary instead of writing real words for your essay? You are such an unfocused procrastinator:
Dave: Umm...
Mom: (Examines what Dave is doing on his computer)
Dave! Why are you searching definitions on the Urban Dictionary instead of writing real words for your essay? You are such an unfocused procrastinator:
by A Former Procrastinator April 18, 2024

Derived from the Mexican word, Prokhratamathión, which means 'Midnight Snack'.
And the Viking word, Asstinator, which means puckered cheeks.
It describes a person who sits on a sandwich in the dark
And the Viking word, Asstinator, which means puckered cheeks.
It describes a person who sits on a sandwich in the dark
yeah this is just from Gumball.
only use this definition of procrastinator with someone who will get it.
only use this definition of procrastinator with someone who will get it.
by a_duck_in_the_void January 12, 2024
