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Someone who waits to the very last second to go poop, thus creating an immediate sense of urgency before shitting their pants.
I am such a procraptinator that by the time I got to the bathroom I had a turtle head poking out.
by dingleberry fishwitch May 27, 2016
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Derived from the meaning of procrastinator, a procraptinator is one who sits on the toilet too long, too lazy to get up or not wanting to get off their phone.
"Dean, get off your ass and come clean these dishes!"

"Bruh he's a procraptinator. He ain't getting up anytime soon."
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by Lady_Merry013 August 16, 2016
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