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Pretzel Snake

When your shaft is soft and tangles into a knot like earphones that were shoved into a back pocket. Another case is when the garden hose has a kink in it and makes that hissing sound when you turn on the water.
First thing this morning I went to take a piss, it was a bit of a struggle with my 16 inch pretzel snake.
by 5ft6 April 5, 2021
mugGet the Pretzel Snakemug.
To be slow, dull-witted, dimwitted, soft in the head, dumb. To be "not all there."
John is a very bright person!

You think so? To me, he seems to salt both sides of the pretzel.
by uhqfuhasdasdfh February 8, 2010
mugGet the to salt both sides of the pretzelmug.

Pretzel force

The amount of power or strength it requires for one to pull apart a soft pretzel in relation to the distance of obstacles around the pretzel in question. The amount of time the pretzel has sat at room temperature factors in this equation as well. PF= √p/f/d.

This term is actual chemistry, however. The usage is a phenomenon that typically occurs on Saturday happy hour dates to Scottsdale Beer Company, AZ. Especially when sitting next to handsome men when the pretzel plate is far too near one's beverage.
It wasn't my fault the drink spilled, the pretzel force was too much!
by Katesridiculousness April 19, 2018
mugGet the Pretzel forcemug.

Pretzel

When three individuals are such a fit that their chemistry is freaking dreamy. A perfect pretzel. You suddenly crave pretzel every damn day.
Fuck I miss you guys *pretzel emoji*
Craving pretzels right now
by Gruauleo_curly$! April 13, 2022
mugGet the Pretzelmug.

Satan's pretzel

When one sticks their dick in their own ass.
"Holy shit, that looks like Satan's pretzel! I didn't mean for you to literally go fuck yourself."
by C0deRage October 17, 2019
mugGet the Satan's pretzelmug.

prostate pretzeling

when ones prostate is fucked into a pretzel like state
by FrilledCPU November 13, 2025
mugGet the prostate pretzelingmug.

dropping the pretzels

When one partner works extra hard to ensure that there are multiple separate pieces of poop that land on their partner.
“Baby, will you be dropping the pretzels on me later?” -Blake
“Of corse, you know it’s my favorite” -James Franco
“Okay, I’ll pack my shampoo” -Blake
by WhyAri December 30, 2018
mugGet the dropping the pretzelsmug.

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