Bi-eber-Polar Disorder

A mental disorder afflicting teenage girls, characterized by extreme highs at the sight of Justin Bieber with marked lows or depression upon hearing of his association with Selena Gomez.

Boy: OMG, Justin Bieber is dating Selena Gomez?!

Girl: WAAAAHH! (The Snooki waahh) FML! I need a drink!

Boy: Someone has Bi-eber-Polar Disorder,

Girl: STOP MAKING FUN OF MY MEDICAL CONDITION!

by SUNRHAE March 1, 2011

Scientific name for polar bear

Trust me, you wouldn't stay sane after you search it.

Troll: Hey, search the scientific name for polar bear.
Dumb: Okay. *searches* Its scientific name is- OH SH*T IT'S- *f**king dies*
Troll: *trollface*

by amogusamoguseverywhere August 20, 2021

Bi-Polar Music Moment

To sing random lines in a bunch of different songs out of no where.

Usually very different music styles.

Matt: You spin my head right round...
Katie: Meatspin song! :D
Matt: Don't trust a hoe...
Katie: I did. <.<
Matt: lol
Katie: </3
Taco: *rapes*
Katie: lol thank you. (:

Katie: ALL BETTAH.
Matt: I hate everything about you, why do I love you...
Taco: Because you're stupid.
Katie: Matt is having a bi-polar music moment..
Matt: <.<

by KatieIsPrettyCool August 8, 2009

Polar Caps

Diamond encrusted mouth piece.

Iced out grill.

Those polar caps twinkle everytime Leeshy smiles.

Those polar caps so fresh I swear she was that dirty mouthed chick from the Orbits' commercial all cleaned up.

by Leeshy Loushy June 18, 2022

buy-polar

A "two-extremes mood-swings" mental/emotional condition caused by either:
(1) an obsession with purchasing white-bear-logo fizzy drinks, or
(2) habitually trying to sell ice to Eskimos.

Maybe if you freeze a number of 2-liter bottles of seltzer-water and then offer said frothy ice to some of our fur-hood-wearing "Asians from up North", they might indeed be interested in procuring large quantities of said "fun pops" product from you, and then your buy-polar tendencies might be alleviated somewhat.

by QuacksO December 30, 2019

Polar Bear Plunge

A sexual move a man performs upon his partner that takes great skill and precision, yet can be very detrimental if performed incorrectly. Just as a Polar Bear is on the hunt after a Seal upon the ice, when the Seal slips back into the hole in the ice, the Polar Bear’s hunt is not over. The Polar Bear in its fast and speedy pursuit leaps high, stalls mid air, then falls precisely into the hole.

This sex move is one that only the elite should perform. It’s not for beginners, or those whose coordination is lousy. If done correctly, It will undoubtedly take the breath away of the person whom the move was performed upon, and suddenly send them down a spiral of orgasmic state.

WARNING! If performed incorrectly, the effects upon the man will unvaryingly result in a trip to the hospital.

So I finally mustard up enough courage to try the Polar Bear Plunge on Bonnie last night. You should have seen her eyes!

by Benny Boy December 14, 2019

Polar Bear Head

When a partner is giving head, occasionally uses their teeth and has a pair of cold hands.

"Katie gives Polar Bear Head, it blows."

Cold hands, lots of teeth.

by anon-for--kuato_lives February 23, 2014