planking

Lying down (as flat as a board) in places one wouldn't normally lay.

Person 1: Dude, why is that guy laying on the sink?
Person 2: He's planking!

by dcs20120 October 3, 2011

oak planks in minecraft

oak planks are literally like the number 1 most known block/item in minecraft

You: do you know oak planks in minecraft?
Friend: yea

by nicku1006 July 17, 2025

JIZ-PLANK

JIZ-PLANK is a person who participates in podcasts ( an audio or video program distributed online) but will always sell-out the podcast host, without notice. Usually, the Jiz-Plank is motivated by the desire to kiss up to bullshit celebrities. JIZ-PLANKS lack integrity and are willing to fuck over their own family for a chance to kiss a celebrity's anus cavity.

"Hey Elizabeth, what have you been up to? Are you still Jiz-Plank-ing whenever you get a chance?" "Oh yeah... I love selling friends down the river. Especially if it means I get a chance to eat out Ryan Reynolds' stanky anus cavity. "

"That's great, Elizabeth but it seems like you suck and should go eat a bag of dicks!"

by CHINA STUMP October 12, 2025

Plank

Describing a very erect penis.

"Baby, your thingy was like a plank last night- straight and smooth and hard as wood"

by Csj420 November 15, 2020

plank time

smallest possible time that science NOW can handle
its the speed of light in vacuum passing one plank volume

errrrrrrrrr there are more plank time in one second than how many second since the big bang started

by QSXDRFVGYHNJI November 22, 2021

sitting on a plank

When you hide a boner by shoving it in between your legs and squeezing it with your thighs

Adam: hey look how tight that guy's legs are, wtf is he doing
Bartholomew: he's definitely sitting on a plank rn

by arcanev4 February 21, 2025