Phedopile

What a gay friend gets pissed off at when someone calls him that. Something to do with a copycat of Sam Seder.

Hatriot: My gay friend told me long time ago to said to me , everybody can call me with any bad names and i don’t care , but when somebody call me phedopile just because i am gay then i am really pissed off.
David Pakman: Wut?
Hatriot: and that your narative is gonna be the kee for Trump win in 2020

by WeedTree August 23, 2019

Michael Phelped

When a man is approaching climax during intercourse, he pulls out and ejaculates into the ear of his partner. In doing so he hopes to give her an ear infection. he then proceeds to let loose a huge fart in her face as to give her pink eye as well. this is meant to simulate the effects of swimming in a pool for way, way too long such as the life of michael phelps

bro 1: shit man did you hear about shelly?
bro 2: yeah I heard she got michael phelped by tom last weekend at the party.
bro 1: yeah she's been in bed sick all week.

by timmyd0m33 February 3, 2009

Phelps

1. The act of farting during anal sex.

2. Fred Phelps

1. My gf phelps all over me when she gives lovey lovey.

2. I will picket at Fred Phelps' funeral

by sxephilnelson September 22, 2011

Phewf

A word you say when you feel relieved.

Phewf, good thing i proved Andrea wrong.

by andreasucks:) April 12, 2008

PHENG

The Great ONE. The Only. The Supreme. There is only one and that's Pheng. aka Pt. Ruler of all. Champion of all. Even GoD doesn't define this leet bitch ass kid.

ex. PHENG THAO aka Pt the LeeT

by kool April 18, 2004

ass pheasant

N: Someone who is constantly up someone's ass. Obsessed with the person they follow.

Mike Hunt: Seymore! You need to do a better job and not be an ass to our damn customers.
Seymore Asses: Damnit Mike Get off my back and quit being an ass pheasant!

by Kris Webb April 8, 2007

Michael Phelps

Of or referring to the penis, male genitalia, sperm ("swimmers").

Comes from a play off of the idea that swimmers are like sperm in that they both, swim.

"She gave me a blowjob and then I shot my Michael Phelps all over her face."

"I dropped my pants and she took one look at my Michael Phelps and asked me to marry her."

by formerfatboys February 9, 2009