Michael Phelps

Of or referring to the penis, male genitalia, sperm ("swimmers").

Comes from a play off of the idea that swimmers are like sperm in that they both, swim.

"She gave me a blowjob and then I shot my Michael Phelps all over her face."

"I dropped my pants and she took one look at my Michael Phelps and asked me to marry her."

by formerfatboys February 09, 2009

Frisky Fridaying

The art of posting sexy photos to Twitter as part of Playboy's twitter #FriskyFriday party.

I was Frisky Fridaying yesterday and my mom walked in.

by formerfatboys July 08, 2011