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Hym "Is it petty Chris? Is that a petty reason to stop watching? Should I do it because I think you're cooperating with Jordan Peterson to steal from me so I have to do his incest cult? Is that a better reason? Because that's the reason I'm going to murder a kids. Well, one of them. He's not trying to get me to do do it because it's better. He's doing it because it is EXPLICITLY WORSE than what I want and he knows it. He knows he is shit. And he knows his values are shit. And he wants to make me live out his shit values because he knows I will not be happy. And he's doing it because he wants there to be a punishment for calling his daughter a crippled slut with a pouty, fuckable face and there isn't one. I have a right to say that. But he doesn't like that I think I can say whatever I want about whoever I want. It isn't therapy that he is doing here. And the zionist shill therapists he's recruited to try and coopt the psychological institutions are enabling him and likely need to be punished for their complicity. Them and the politicians who've decided to hop on the bandwagon with him. Your incest cult isn't sanity, Jordan. It's just an incest cult. You've adorned yourself in the blood of a long-dead God and now you think you're him. You lie as easily a you breathe and for all of our sakes I hope both of those things become more difficult for you as we get closer to the climax of our little drama we got going on here."
by Hym Iam August 17, 2024
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Petty Backing

When one defends a subject or a person with no premise besides emotional upheaval and assertion.
“Did you hear that guy talking about how his chihuahua could maul 10 grown men and if anyone argues with him he’s just going to ignore them?. He was definitely ’Petty Backing’”.
by Newdefproducer April 6, 2025
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Passive agressive petty

When someone is slick pissed off at you but plays like they aren’t and they do the pettiest things to piss you off and get back at you.
Tom is so passive agressive petty when he turns on the dishwasher while meghan takes a shower so the water shuts off on her leaving shampoo in her hair…..again.
by MamaNasty May 13, 2025
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petty parents

annoying parents who think everything has to be completely perfect no matter what the cost. they often will get mad or start fights over the smallest things ever. basically karens.
smth petty parents would say: "{insert name of child}, nooooooooo, its not perfectttttttt" or smth like that idk lol
by omi. December 12, 2022
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Petty

When you know that you're wrong but decide to take things in the opposite direction of conflict resolution because you chose to believe your false reality and obsession with your own perspective like the narcissist you are
"Wow Chelsea is being ridiculously petty....she knows that she's wrong but continues to push her agenda and put her relationship wtih Oleg at stake to fuel her own ego and somehow prove that her invalid perspective is the right one....I dont know how Oleg deals with this....poor him."
by Cheugy Walsh December 21, 2022
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Petty Fan

A person who places their attention to or is magnetized by something, or somebody because it feeds their pettiness. Interest subjects include, but not limited to, sports, movie stars, social influencers, reality stars, and so on.
She doesn’t like me, but steadily follows my social media. She is my number 1 petty fan.
by Mimi88888 September 10, 2023
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Petty

you're the definition of petty
by aaaaa6969696969699 September 19, 2023
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