Nissan patrol

Often looses 4wd ability midway through a camping trip to the beach and has to be towed along with the camper out by a real 4wd

"Hey mate my Nissan patrol has lost 4wd and i keep getting bogged in the sand."
Its ok i'll hook your patrol and your camper up to my real 4wd "the challenger" and tow you out of the sand

by Wolfman88 February 15, 2019

patrol

Scouting the area for potential persons of the opposite sex... looking to engage in some for of sexual activity.

Guy1: Yo... where all the girls at?
Guy2: Hit you back when im done patrolin'

by Blazen Hazen July 17, 2006

patoot

Watered-down word for butt.

He shoved money up the birds patoot.

by RanmaSaotome May 12, 2006

pussay patrol

Paddy and Luke's well known fanny fucking gang that will fuck any beaure that moves. There penis' are big as whales and can knock down an aeroplane with a cum shot.

The pussay patrol gave it to me up the ass

by Fanny Lick December 18, 2011

PSTool

A fanatical, usually rabid fan of Sony's Playstation 2 video game console. PSTools like the PS2 so much because they like generic, boring, pointless violence and/or shitty sports games.

Dan is such a PSTool, all he does is play his PS2 all day.

by BJORN November 14, 2004

dawn patrol

to get up early in the morning to get a head start (early members of the air force would do so to survey enemy positions)

I Don't want to go on dawn patrol this time.

by The Return of Light Joker March 26, 2010

ass hole patrol

a derogative name for the police.

The ass hole patrol stoped me for speeding last night while I was taking my mother to the hospital after she had a heart attack.

by Deep Blue 2012 July 8, 2009