Parked

Boring, not going anywhere, slow moving (as in a parked car)

This class is so parked

by Backplant March 17, 2024

Parked

1. something so easy its like driving a parked car

2. something so boring its like a parked car

Bro that test was so parked. I could have done it in my sleep.

by dotestradomus09 March 19, 2024

Parked

1. Something so easy its like driving a parked car

Bro that test was parked. I could have aced it in my sleep.

by dotestradomus09 March 19, 2024

Parked

1) When a day or something is boring

1: "how's your day going?" "It's going ok, parked tbh"
2: "how's that movie you saw?" "Absolutely parked, 4/10 would not recommend"

by Juiceeeboxxxx March 24, 2024

Parked

Something boring or slow

It's not even Lunch yet? This day is absolutely parked

by Yankee w/ no Yankee March 25, 2024

Parked

The vehicle is unmoving, it cannot go anywhere.

Nothing is happening, it’s boring, things are coming to a halt, they’ve been put in their place

A: Today has been absolutely parked bro.
B: nah, it’s not a wrap yet.

A: Parked, it’s over.

by Eastsidegambit April 3, 2024

Parked

Done. Over. Boring

That bit is parked (as in it’s done, it’s no longer funny)
How was that movie? It was parked (boring asf)

by Da Jagermeister April 4, 2024